Mark these and do not call Gus to argue. Ground parcels must be at the depot by December 12. Express by December 18. Same day by the 23rd, but only if the weather cooperates and Ditch is awake.
After December 23, we deliver nothing except emergencies, which we define as ‘a gift for Gus.’ He has several wishes. One is a bigger shoebox. One is a hat. The third he will not say, but we think it is a nap.
Surcharges apply to oversized items, singing items and anything that smells of salmon. Thank you for choosing Litter Box Logistics. We will see you on the road, probably asleep.
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