Gus spent $4,300 on our newest rig, and I want everyone to be gentle about it. It is a shoebox. A very large one, mounted on a golf cart chassis, painted orange. He calls it the Rumbler 9000. It does not rumble. It squeaks.
Capacity is 90 pounds, or one cat of the managerial class. Top speed is 11 miles an hour downhill with a tailwind. It is, however, extremely popular for local runs because nobody sees it coming. Nobody sees it at all. It is parked in plain sight and still goes unnoticed.
Book the Rumbler for short hauls under two miles. Bring a cushion.
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