On the 14th a crate of fresh salmon, 60 pounds, destined for the Seafood Emporium, was misrouted to the Yarn Exchange. By the time we found it, the salmon had been missing for nine minutes. Nine. The record for a lost fish at this company is four.
Here is the timeline. Biscuit loaded the crate. Biscuit remembers loading the crate. Biscuit does not remember anything between loading the crate and a later moment when he was lying down looking very satisfied. The crate was found empty, which is a form of delivery, if you squint.
The customer was refunded $240. Biscuit has been moved to textiles.
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