The rush starts the first week of November and runs until nobody can feel their paws. Here is what we need. Label every parcel in thick black marker. Write the address, the phone number and any hazards. For hazards, include dogs, stairs, and ‘a very large hedge.’
Drop off bulk shipments before the 15th and we will give you a $12 early bird discount. Anything arriving after the 20th goes into the Panic Queue, which is exactly what it sounds like.
Our overtime fund stands at 400 sardines. We expect to burn through it by Thanksgiving. Please be kind to your driver. He is tired and he saw a bird earlier.
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